交待一下，第一个系HP新打印机的试用申请回邮，之前我是填了一份试用申请。
然后第二个就是我的回复，他们需要一些用户体验来测试新产品，特别是对此类产品很无奈的新手用户，所以。。。我编造了回复中的。。。


糟糕透顶的小学生英文+无力吐槽的垃圾编剧


Hi-

Thank you for completing the user profile for the upcoming HP Printer Program.

I have a couple of follow up questions:

How long will it take to go to Shenzen from your location?

Can you the test printer without using your Linux network?  We will not be able to support Linux.

We ask that you not use dedicated IT support and that you trouble shoot anything with the printer on your own, will this be okay?

Best regards,

Chris





Hi

I'm glad to receive this email.

I'm in Guangzhou. Another name is Canton. So it's not far away from Shenzhen. About eighty kilometers.

Sorry that I have to work in Linux. But .. not long ago, a new colleague joined in our company. She just graduated and do some work use with Windows. Em..I have some interest in her. I think the new printer and test will promote more exchanges between her & me.

Do you think so? Will you give more opportunities to me?

Wish you have a good day,

N

表示英文差！！！

每天早上叫醒你的不是闹钟，而是梦想

I have some interest in her
我不能理解这一句咯~~~~

      都说了很水皮的英文 　你直译可以了

在说什么  看见英文就很困 

@嚣嚣  求翻译

英文啊！！

完成看不懂~~